What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob