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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).