What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.