What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.