What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob