What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.