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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.