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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.