What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.