What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob