What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.