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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."