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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.