What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.