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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.