What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...