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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Pretty Lady Jokes More Pretty Lady Jokes

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.