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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...