What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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A drummer...

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.