What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.