What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.