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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body