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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana