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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body