What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.