Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.