Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.