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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.