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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

Because pipe clock would have just been stupid.