Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

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Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler