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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Pencil Case Jokes More Pencil Case Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

Because pipe clock would have just been stupid.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler