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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.