What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Previous Random Joke Next

King Jokes More King Jokes

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react