What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.