What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.