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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.