What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.