What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!