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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds