Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.