Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed?

A baked potato

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.