Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.