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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!