What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo