What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!