What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.