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What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.