What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)