What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat