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What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!