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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Palm Jokes More Palm Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!