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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.