How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths