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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.