Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then