Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
Two pirates
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
Because it was a gun-free zone
A flat minor.