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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.