Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.