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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.