Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.