Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...