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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.