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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.