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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...