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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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How does a French alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.