How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.