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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.