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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How did one pothead greet the other?

High

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!