How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate