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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.