How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

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How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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