How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!