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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!