What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*