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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.