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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!