Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't the French like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!