Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

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What does a French sheep say?

Ca ba?

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!