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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!