Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.