Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French call 4/20?

80

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!