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What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.