How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE