Terri-fried!
To get to the "other side".
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Omelette you figure it out
It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.
Isn't it cooked
Grave-y gravy
They use Bootox.