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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.