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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist