How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.