Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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Which country do doctors hate?

Any

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!