Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!