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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Ancient Grease Jokes More Ancient Grease Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!