Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them