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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.