Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.