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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!