Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!