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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them