Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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A lardvark!

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!