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Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots