Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's french fried.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Because they always surrender!

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy