Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.