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Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!