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Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!