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Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active French armed forces.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece