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Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!