Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.