What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese