What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

What is a mouse's favorite record?

Please cheese me'!

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!