Nacho Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Nacho Chip Jokes More Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.