Nacho Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Mixer Jokes More Mixer Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!