Nacho Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.