Nacho Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.