Nacho Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!