Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

Vat Jokes More Vat Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!