What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE