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Nacho Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

Vat Jokes More Vat Jokes

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.