Nacho Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.