Nacho Cheese Jokes

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.