What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE