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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!