What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!