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How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions