How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions