How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.