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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner