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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.