How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk