How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh