How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.