How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.