How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!