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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.