Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.