Duh. Cause he's da foe.
Because they got no organs.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Willem DaFriend.
Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!
Because there is lots of school spirit!
A LOT.
He might give away spoilers!
Watch a movie with him.
Cause all their pants are half-off
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.