Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally