Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.