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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."