Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)