Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!