Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.