Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

A dupe.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.