Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Moonopoly.

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He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.