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Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of funny?

Jay Leno

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!