Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.