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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training