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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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Sue.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.