How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono