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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it