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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.