What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.