What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.