What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono