Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
He lives on a street with no name.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
Bono-y-Bono
It takes the edge off it
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
With or without "u"
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
To get to the other aside!
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
A goldfish!
Feed it laxatives.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
He wanted to sing higher!
Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!
Back my Smitch Up!
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
Because he doesn't have a brain
