Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
He lives on a street with no name.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
Bono-y-Bono
It takes the edge off it
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
With or without "u"
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
You have to read ursine.
Society.
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
Parents.
A. They were really put out.
Rosalind Franklin's notes.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".
Get some furniture
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Via sticky notes
They never let you finish first. (#s)
Immigrants
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
