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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.