Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.