Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.