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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.