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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Hypochondriac Jokes More Hypochondriac Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Conceive Jokes More Conceive Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.