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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.