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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why don't you trust me?

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.