Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
They're afraid of catching fire!
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Deterrent.
Because he was stroganoff!
I'm stuck.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Because they are always lion
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
He's ben affleckted.
Pyroglyphs.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
Removed
With its punchline