Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
His hand caught on fire.
Chard remains.
Pigpockets.
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
Because he was in deNile
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
Because he cantaloupe.
They can'telope!
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
He had trouble integrating
With its punchline