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Hypochondriac Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Reader Jokes More Reader Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Conceive Jokes More Conceive Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset