Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Atrophy
Knee-mail
Warning: Gore
Because it was a sewer side mission!
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Because they all wear red shirts
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
Because it didn't plan it.
P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln
It's an emulsive lyer.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
