Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
I can maintain polite conversation.
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
A dead school bus!
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
An Appaloosa!
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
They're always right.
Ovarie-z
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Nothing. It's a free country.
A cac-ton
They produce a lot of endworfins.
Sir, you dropped your receipt!
Dog-gone!
