Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.