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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.