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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.