Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.