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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.