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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder