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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.