What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.