What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.