What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.