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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.