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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder