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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken