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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken