What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.