What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken