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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.