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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.