What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast