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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's for dinner Dad?

Is it any good?

Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

Bert the dinner!

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology