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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.