What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.