What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)