On a blind date
His Ex-Wife.
The cold shoulder.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Because he's married.
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"