On a blind date
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
I don't believe we've met...
Because he's married.
Because he was married.
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting