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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting