Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!