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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Budweiser the King of Beers!

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!