Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!