Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA