Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a mars bar!

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What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops