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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA