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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA